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LORD GRIZZLY BROWN...THE 4TH HORSEMAN OF THE APOCALYPSE, KEEPER OF "ROOM OF DOOM"!!
 FROM HIGH ATOP HISTORIC FORT INDUSTERY SQUARE OVERLOOKING THE CONCRETE JUNGLE OF DOWNTOWN TOLEDO READY TO PROUDLY LEAD, WITH HONOR, ALL MY FELLOW KICKASS WIOT DISCIPLES OF DESTRUCTION...ALL PROUD MEMBERS OF THE ARMY OF DARKNESS I PASSIONATELY CALL THE DOOMSDAY SQUAD...INTO THAT FINAL, GLORIOUS BATTLE OF ARMAGEDDON...WITH ROCK AND ROLL THUNDERING FROM THE SPEAKERS OF OUR PIMPED-OUT, ARMORED CHARIOTS...WHERE WE'LL TEAR THE BEATING HEARTS OUT OF THE BEAST AND HIS EVIL HORDE OF GOONS AND DEVOUR THEM AS WE STUFF THEIR NASTY ASSES INTO THE BRIMSTONED ROOM FOR ETERNITY...THIS IS THE SEVERELY SICK AND TWISTED 4TH HORSEMAN OF THE APOCALYPSE...THE INSECT AND STENCH INFESTED LORD GRIZZLY BROWN...AND I HUMBLY WELCOME ALL OF YOU TO MY WEB PAGE...AND INVITE YOU TO THE BARBARIC DARKNESS...OF "THE ROOM OF DOOM"...WHERE I WILL EMBALM YOUR LIVING CORPSE WITH NOTHING BUT THE BEST IN ROCK...AND WHATEVER THE HELL ELSE I CAN CRAM INTO YOUR ICE COLD VEINS AND FROZEN ARTERIES...WEEKNIGHTS FROM 7PM TILL MIDNIGHT! WE TAKE FIELD TRIPS TO THE TREACHOROUS "CAVE OF CARNAGE" SATURDAYS FROM 6PM TILL MIDNIGHT AS WELL! WARNING!!WARNING!!WARNING!! I AM THE WORST ON-AIR PERSONALITY IN THE HISTORY OF RADIO...AND I SMELL BAD [The Lucas County Health Department and Center For Disease Control have labelled me as TOXIC]!!    |
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ON AIR DETAILS...WHAT THE HELL HAPPENS INSIDE THE ROOM OF DOOM?
INSIDE THE BARBARIC DARKNESS OF "THE ROOM OF DOOM" FROM 7PM TILL MIDNIGHT...THERE'S SOMETHING FOR EVERYBODY!
GET THE LED OUT
For all you dedicated, hardcore hippies, those that have been on the 104.7 WIOT journey since 1972, and everybody else...it's a pair from legendary Led Zeppelin weeknights at 7:20!
HAIRSPRAY AT 8
It's an opportunity for all you 'mullett mongers' from the 80's to squeeze your carcass into that musty old spandex that's shrunk four sizes since you last had it on...slip on that old battered codpiece that's now four times too big for ya...put on those old, dry-rotted, stinky assless chaps...dig out the air guitar, and jam with a pair inside " Hairspray At 8"...and don't forget the freakin' eyeliner [check out my mullet inside my Personal Photo Gallery]! Things get down, dirty and dangerous from here!
MANDATORY METALLICA
REAL BAD THINGS happen to your flesh and bones as we toss your ass to the rock monsters to be chopped-up with a pair inside "Mandatory Metallica" at 10:55!
HIGH VOLTAGE
Whatever remains of your desecrated carcuss will be preserved with 50,000 EXPLOSIVE WATTS of the most powerful, intense and destructive rock ever inside "High Voltage"...immediately following "Mandatory Metallica"!
{WARNING: THE ROOM OF DOOM IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!!! *ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK*}
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HOW TO MAKE CONTACT WITH THE SMELLY ONE AND PRODUCER RAUL ROBINSON.
You can contact me from 7PM till Midnight on the Rockline at 419-240-1047, where you can let me know what you want to hear, to complain or bitch about anything...I LOVE discontentment...let me know where the traffic is screwed-up, you can ask me personal questions, or what ever else you want to jaw about! I'm ALWAYS Jonesin' for E-MAIL! I'm nosey...and want to know what's on your mind at grizleybrown@wiot.com. as well! So E-MAIL ME...or I'll chase your ass down and give you a couple of smacks from my steel-spiked caveman club...DO YOU READ ME, Muldoon!
*E-MAIL MY PRODUCER RAUL ROBINSON AT:
Raulrobinson@buckeye-express.com!
***IF YOU KNEW ME AS A KID...WENT TO SCHOOL WITH
ME...WORKED WITH ME...OR OF THE SUCH...PLEASE
E-MAIL ME AND LET ME KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE!*********
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GRIZZLY'S DOSSIER
GRIZZLY FAMILY FACTS
My wife's name is Connie...she is ornery...but sane! We have the most AWESOME grandchildren in the world, Salena Nicole and Trevor Michael! They were manufactured by our crazy son Brian [sort of like dad] and super daughter-in-law Denise...who cooks the BEST homemade Mexican food north of the border!
GREASY, STINKY, GRUNGY GRIZZLY FACTS
Born on February 6th...and grew up on Broadway near South Avenue in the Old South End of Toledo.
I attended Newbury Elementary School...Jones Junior High School...graduated from Macomber High School in 1977...and earned my Associate's Degree in Applied Sciences from Owens Community College in 1997, majoring in Fire Science Technology.
I've worked at Dutch Maid Ice Cream & Restaurant (gone)...Zip'z Ice Cream(gone)...Ontario Department Store (gone)...Kroger...TempGlass (now Oldcastle)...Universal Security Corporation...Valley Camp Steamship Supply Company...and Target Expiditing. I've been working since I was 14...and continue to do so at 104.7 WIOT. I've been here since 1998.
I coached baseball for the Heatherdowns Indians (WAY BACK WHEN) pee-wee team...Walbridge Warriors (South End) pee-wee team...the Walbridge Ravens (South End) colt team...helped with Libbey High Shool as well for a combined 20 years of being on the baseball diamonds...all in South Toledo!
I was the public address announcer for the STARS Football League...Bowsher High School Athletics...Clay High School Football...and Libbey High School Sports for a combined 11 years.
GRIZZLY HOBBIES
Spending time with my family and friends...and meeting WIOT listeners whether at a station event...or out in the public in a store, restaurant, park, or wherever.
Collecting any items relative to firefighting...grizzly bears...lighthouses...great lakes shipping and all maratime related items.
Reading and collecting data on the history, geology, and shipping of the great lakes.
Travelling around the world via the internet.
I'm a fairly decent bass, pike, and musky fisherman...but I like the crappies and bluegills as well.
I enjoy star gazing on clear nights year round [yes...I have a telescope], and reading about anything relative to astronomy or outer space...and YES...even UFO's!
I'm a fair chess and euchre player.
I don't own one, but I'm a huge fan of Harley-Davidson's and Jeeps. I own a Jeep Commander and 1992 Chevy Eurosport...and love to crank-up the speakers and go for those rides with no destinations to unwind and stimulate the cranium load!
GRIZZLY'S FAVORITE SPORTS TEAMS
Obviously...the GREATEST sports organization EVER to bless the surface of this big stinking rock called earth...THE MIGHTY CLEVELAND BROWNS!
Detroit Tigers (AL)...Cincinnati Reds (NL)...Toledo Mud Hens (IL).
Detroit Pistons and Cleveland Cavaliers.
Detroit Red Wings...Columbus Blue Jackets.
University Of Toledo Rockets (all sports).
Bowling Green Falcons (all sports).
Owens Community College (all sports).
Ohio State Buckeyes (all sports).
Fighting Irish of Notre Dame (all sports).
Oakland University Golden Grizzlies (basketball).
Dayton Flyers (basketball).
Favorite NFL Offensive Player Of All Time: Jim Brown, Cleveland Browns.
Favorite NFL Defensive Player Of All Time: Dick Butkus, Chicago Bears.
The Walbridge Ravens Colt Baseball Team [South Toledo]-(Darryl Jackson, Head Coach)
My current Top 10 WWE Wrestlers in no particular order:
John Cena, The Undertaker, Batista, Lashley, CM Punk, Kane, The Boogey Man, Ric Flair, Mr. Kennedy, and The Great Kahli.
MY FAVORITE 14 NON-HIGH VOLTAGE BANDS [IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER]
Ozzy...Pink Floyd...The Doors...Seven Mary Three...Alice In Chains...AC/DC...Van Halen...Joe Walsh...Alice Cooper...Jimi Hendrix...Three Days Grace...Ted Nugent...Three Doors Down...and of course...Metallica!
MY FAVORITE 14 HIGH VOLTAGE BANDS [IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER]
Cradle Of Filth...Type-O-Negative...Slipknot...Mushroomhead...Marilyn Manson...Zombie...Ministry...King Diamond...Godsmack...Pantera...Fear Factory...Black Label Society...Megadeth...and Motorhead.
MY TOP 14 MOVIES OF ALL TIME [IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER]
Once Upon A Time In America...Once Upon A Time In The West...The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly...Backdraft...Death Wish 3...Saw 1, 2, and 3...Scent Of A Woman...Ladder 49...Last Man Standing...Hellfighters...Tombstone...and Scarface.
MY TOP 14 TELEVISION SHOWS OF ALL TIME [IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER]
Walker, Texas Ranger...Deadliest Catch...Ice Road Truckers...Columbo...The Munsters...The Addams Family...Hunter...NYPD Blue...Hill Street Blues...Emergency...The Closer...Little House On The Prairie...and Gilligan's Island.
PEOPLE I WOULD LIKE TO MEET IN PERSON
Art Bell...Chuck Norris...Dani Filth...Al Pacino...Robert DeNiro...Morgan Freeman...Clint Eastwood...Shepherd Smith...Colin Powell...Dennis Hopper...Peter Steele...Rosie Smith...Sig Hansen...Mike Rowe...and YOU!!!
MY FINAL THOUGHTS BEFORE YOU MOVE ON
When you are in the visual range of a police crew or any other law enforcement crews...firefighters...paramedics...ambulance crews...or any military personnel...give them a BIG WAVE and a THUMBS UP as a gesture of THANKS for looking out for us!! After all...the next life they save...MAY BE YOURS! And ALWAYS treat others, as you would like them to treat you!!
ROCK ON, MY PEOPLE!!
Grizzly
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LINKS TO CHECK OUT!
www.obsessedwithwrestling.com
www.firehouse.com
www.coasttocoastam.com
www.cradleoffilth.com
www.roadrunnerrecords.com
www.glcdiamonds.com
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***WEIRD***HOW ROOM COLORS AFFECT YOUR MOOD!!!
Tuesday 05-27-2008 2:28pm ET
TURNS OUT, IT'S NOT SOLELY YOUR MUNDANE EXISTENCE THAT'S MAKING YOU FEEL SO DEPRESSED ALL THE TIME......IT'S ALSO THE COLOR OF YOUR WALLS!! NOW HERE IS HOW VARIOUS ROOM COLORS AFFECT YOUR MOOD AND ANYTHING ELSE YOU HAVE GOING ON:
RED: Red raises a room's energy level. It also raises blood pressure...and it draws people together and stimulates conversation.. RED WARNING: Taking in too much of it CAN MAKE YOU IRRITABLE AND MISERABLE AS ALL HELL!!
BLUE: Blue is relaxing...and generally, it has a calming affect on people. It brings down blood pressure and slows down heart rates. Blue is one of my favorite colors{outside of orange and brown, of course}. Blue REALLY calms me down and tosses me into a COMFORT zone!
YELLOW: Having yellow as a main color gives people a tendency to get real pissed-off and LOSE THEIR TEMPERS! Yellow creates feelings of ferustration and anger. And just so you know...BABIES CRY MORE IN YELLOW ROOMS!!
GREEN: Green promotes feelings of comfort and togetherness...and it also relieves stress. For me, it reminds me that my wife is Irish and is ready to kick my ass if I screw-up!!!
PURPLE: Purple is really good for bringing out the creative side in people. Just like blue does...lighter shades of purple have a calming affect. Purple is another one of my favorite colors!! After a few Jagermeisters or shots of Cabo Wabo Tequila...I SEE LOTS OF PURPLE THINGS! I LOVE IT!!
ORANGE: Yet another of my favorite colors!! Orange is an ENERGETIC COLOR...and it brings out EXCITEMENT AND ENTHUSIASM IN PEOPLE!! Our MIGHTY CLEVELAND BROWNS have proven that for over a half-a-decade!!!
BROWN: One of the GREATEST COLORS EVER!!! It signifies two things...POWER AND DOMINANCE!!! Our MIGHTY BROWNS have proven that as well!!!
+++WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR AND WHY??? Let me know at grizleybrown@wiot.com !+++
***A VISCIOUS CASE OF DISCRIMINATION AGAINST THE AROMATICALLY CHALLENGED!!***
Monday 05-19-2008 3:17am ET
"EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO STINK IF THEY CHOOSE TO!! NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!"
The boss of a Serbian company has banned staff from coming into work with DIRTY UNDERWEAR! Milomir Gligorijevic said: " I am fed up with people with POOR PERSONAL HYGIENE standards! I have now made it an offense that will result in termination for those that come in without having a shower...or with soiled underwear!" The prick also banned his staff from smelling after eating garlic...WARNING that they need to brush their teeth...and use perfume, cologne and deodorant. Gligorijevic, who runs the 30-staff stationary company in the capital Belgrade, sent out an official memo to all employees DEMANDING they adopt good standards of personal hygiene. The memo warned all employees to make sure they brush their teeth, take showers regularly and change their underpants everyday. The 'kook' did not say how he would make sure his clean underpants rule was followed but warned it WOUL BE ENFORCED!! I wonder how this idiot is going to check everybody's bloomers for stench and nicotine stains??? ***NAME THAT NUDIST COLONY!!!!***
Monday 05-19-2008 12:27am ET
"I AM LOOKING FOR A NAME FOR MY NEW NUDIST COLONY I'LL BE OPENING SOON!"
As you all know...I am opening a 400,000 square acre nudist colony, because if I run around naked...EVERYBODY'S welcomed to join me, and I need a name for it. Send YOUR idea for a name to me at
grizleybrown@wiot.com .
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